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Joke of the Day
"i just cant stand peadophiles they're fucking immature arseholes"
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"Did you hear about the vegan what converted their car to run run on herbs? They wanted to thyme travel!"
"I mean I married my wife for her looks, but not the dirty ones she's been giving me lately."
"Personal Trainer- So how have you been cutting your carbs? Me-Mostly with a bread knife or a pizza slicer"
"Do you know what a gay snake sounds like? Tthhhhhhh"
"What kind of tea do wealthy people own? Proper-Tea"
"I recently added squats to my workouts by moving the beer into the bottom shelf of the fridge."
"Sometimes I feel a seal is just a neutral sea lion Neutral as in Without an ion"
"If I died and went straight to hell it would take me at least a week to realize I wasn't at work anymore."
"Why did the christian girl like to be choked during sex? So she could be closer to God."