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Joke of the Day
"What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia? You get stoned."
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"Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ? Andrew all her money out of the bank !"
"We need to run the government like a business. Specifically a Quizno's with a bat infestation, staffed by emotionally unbalanced retirees."
"Why don't Chinese people roll 12lb balls down wooden lanes to knock over pins? Because to them it's boring."
"A Priest and a Rabbi walk by a park... The Priest turns to the Rabbi and days, ""Hey, wanna screw 'em?"" The Rabbi looks confused for a moment, and replies with, ""Out of what?"""
"I arrived at the annual premature ejaculation society. They said, ""Your early sir""? I replied, ""I know, I came on the bus"""
"How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000? Smells like teen spirit."
"I've got sexy women on me like white on rice Fried rice that is."
"What was white outside and black inside? The White House."