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Joke of the Day

"A Priest and a Rabbi walk by a park... The Priest turns to the Rabbi and days, ""Hey, wanna screw 'em?"" The Rabbi looks confused for a moment, and replies with, ""Out of what?"""

"Once I meet a hot chick I automatically give her money. So if she says I'm stalking her I can tell the cops she's a hooker."

"Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Leo would order somebody else to change it."

"How many cops do you need to change a light bulb? None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it."

"I couldn't use my phone at the funeral home it was a dead zone."

"With Trump and Hillary as your options North America, You really should have voted for Deez Nuts"

"What do you do when you see a Jew in Compton? Challah at ya boy!"

"What's The Difference Between Snowmen, & Snow Women? Snowballs."

"*at party* Guy: Want to dance? Me: I'm sorry but I cannot, in good conscience, leave this cheese ball unattended."

"Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying ""BACH BACH BACH"""