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Joke of the Day

"A Priest and a Rabbi walk by a park... The Priest turns to the Rabbi and days, ""Hey, wanna screw 'em?"" The Rabbi looks confused for a moment, and replies with, ""Out of what?"""

"Today I woke up to a blow job.. ..never falling asleep with my mouth open again."

"Doctor Doctor Can I have second opinion? Of course come back tomorrow!"

"""I'm hungry. Except for anything you made. There's no way I'm eating that."" - Kids"

"Nothing ruins your Friday faster than realizing it's only Wednesday."

"Gemini: You may find yourself wondering if you're dreaming or not. A simple test is to punch a cop in the face."

"When I stay at a man's house that I want to see again I always ""accidentally"" lose something there, like my phone, my sweater, or my dignity."

"The older I get, the more I understand why Squidward is always so annoyed."

"Don't you hate it when people attach little steering wheels to their penises? It drives me nuts."

"How do bees get to school ? By school buzz !"