100967

Joke of the Day

"What did justin beiber say to his mom? I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers"

"So I just flashed my hard drive. Though why showing my computer my schlong is meant to speed it up I'll never know."

"When is a one not one? When it's too"

"If a small quiz is a quizicle then a small test is a testicle My science teacher told us this."

"If I take a bite of your food at a restaurant and your food is better than my food, just be aware that our relationship is now in danger"

"If there was award for laziness... . I would send someone else to get it."

"You can't spell ""Schwarzenegger"" without ""google."""

"SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE John: I didn't sleep with my wife before we were married. Did you? Bob: I'm not sure. What was your wife's maiden name?"

"What did Hitler eat for breakfast? Luftwaffes"

"One day ISIS is going to screw up and accidentally hit 'add your location' to a tweet."