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Joke of the Day

"FRIEND: Just let her down easy ME: Ok [later] ME: *jumping in bouncy castle* I WANT A DIVORCE, KAREN"

"How did Jesus feel when they crucified him? He was cross."

"I have kids now... Their parents must be angry."

"What is the cheapest way to get a slut? Give her $300 and ask for the $299 discount."

"A horse walks into a bar and says, ""On a right-angled triangle with sides X, Y and Z, if X and Z are perpendicular, which side is opposite the right angle?"" The bartender says, ""Y, the long face."""

"What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload."

"Let me get this straight. The guy was raised by animals in the jungle with no human contact whatsoever and he named himself George?"

"I left my job today. I couldn't work for that man anymore after what he said to me... ""You're fired!"""

"Who is the smartest person in the world, doing the silliest thing right now? Apparently, that's you."

"What's the best campsite in the world? Auschwitz, received well over three million starts"