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Joke of the Day
"I have kids now... Their parents must be angry."
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"What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice? Neck-romance-y."
"Muslims are boycotting Delta... Now making Delta the safest airline"
"Follow your dream, then Unfollow it if it doesn't Follow you back within 48 hours."
"I just violently threw up for 6 minutes and now my coworkers think I'm the lead singer of Creed."
"My keyboard is such a freak I fingered the shift key 5 times and gave it sticky keys."
"My girlfriend said ""Give me 10 inches and make it hurt!"" So I stabbed her with a ruler."
"ACCOUNTANT: *taking a look at my books* These are just winky-face emojis. ME: Yep. ACCOUNTANT: I think I know why your business is failing."
"Do you believe in love at first site? A boy asked a girl: ""Do you believe in love at first site?"". The Girl replied, ""No"". The boy phewed and said: ""We should meet again then"". Ultimate Thug Life."
"Well it's taken 10 years, but I've just finished my first book.... I think I will start reading another tomorrow.."