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Joke of the Day

"John Cena pay-per-view matches don't sell anymore in the UK. Because when John Cena visits UK, EU can't see him. *Ba dum tss*"

"I like my women like I like my whiskey.. Inanimate."

"Just realized all my tweets are about my genitals . Time to change the subject. Do you believe in aliens ? If so , do they have genitals?"

"Studies show that woman are better drivers. Sike!"

"What's the best way to kill a one-legged fox? You make him run across Canada..."

"Let me tell you a joke about a fart. nevermind. It stinks."

"Q. How do you make a dead baby float? A. 1 scoop of ice cream and 2 scoops of dead baby."

"People often invent statistics to prove a point they are making. 5 out of 3 people who do this actually don't understand numbers."

"i just foumd out that humpty dumpty is suposed to be an egg. nowhere in the humpty dumpty poem does it say that humpty dumpty is a egg"

"How did the Hulk's mind blow? Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled ""HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."""