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Joke of the Day

"John Cena pay-per-view matches don't sell anymore in the UK. Because when John Cena visits UK, EU can't see him. *Ba dum tss*"

"Had to Return the Sensitive Toothpaste I bought yesterday... It couldnt take a joke!"

"Woke up screaming this morning. My apologies to everyone in the meeting."

"What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk? My Zipper"

"The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth."

"texting and driving is dangerous because u might accidentally text the lips emoji to your boss"

"A Mexican and black person are in a car, who is driving? The cop"

"What did the scientist say when a stranger came inside his lab? What the fuck dude get the hell away from my dog!"

"Why couldn't Luke get any sleep? Because the Force Awakens"

"It's sad that a few fake Nigerian princes have ruined it for all the good Nigerian princes who are just looking to wire 24 million dollars."