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Joke of the Day
"What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise."
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"The hell with a Klondike Bar, ask me what I'd do for a box of Girl Scout Cookies."
"I guess Donald Trump hates Pre-shredded cheese He wants to make America grate again"
"I used to complain about crying babies on airplanes but last week I was flying, both pilots died & a crying baby landed us on a soccer field"
"Hey dad I'm tired! There's a nap for that. :)"
"I didn't have to shower alone today..... Related.......why the hell are there spiders in the winter?"
"Growing up in a household dominated by females, you learn: 1. The importance of listening 2. 101 euphemisms for ""the monthly visitor"""
"Old Navy is like my weird friend from third grade. Like, I know we used to be really close, but if you asked me if I knew him I'd say no."
"jail phone hey what do you call a phone in jail? a CELLphone :D"
"My girlfriend said she won't miss the iPhone headphone jack as much as everyone. Said she goes to bed to another miniscule 3.5mm thing anyway."