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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? 1 less drunk"

"I love telling jokes... But I always punch up the fuck line."

"I'm on a new diet where I can only eat and drink things where I know what the ingredients mean. I can now tell you every ingredients use in Cheetos, how it's obtained, and the molecular structure."

"Where do porn actresses wait for their turn in a baseball themed orgy? The on-dick circle of course."

"Hey, did you hear about that Coldplay concert in China? It was all yellow."

"Fero's Law states that if your hands can be wet before you're introduced to someone, they will be."

"The most annoying part of reddit is [removed]"

"The fact that the self-checkout computer doesn't say ""This shit is bananas"" when scanning bananas seems like a wasted opportunity."

"You can learn a lot about a guy when you go through the pockets of his pants that are at his ankles in the bathroom stall next to your's."

"God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world... ...Then He made the Earth rough and He laughed and laughed..."