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Joke of the Day
"""Bjark! Bjark!"" -Bjork's dog"
Next Joke
"Hi, I'd like a salamus sandwich, please. ""You mean salami?"" No, just a single salamus. ""People who make Latin jokes are a bunch of ani."""
"'Pizza Hut, can I take your order?' Me: 'May I speak with the owl, please?' 'Who?' Me: 'Hahaha, that never gets old! Large pepperoni.'"
"How do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Stick"
"Stevie Wonder: ""I may be blind... ...but at least Im not black""."
"It's only an overdose if you're dead."
"There's a black guy in my family tree. He's still hanging there."
"What's the best thing about the US economy being so bad? No telemarketers."
"Sometimes I wish you could ask the pharmacist to ""make it a double""."
"Nothing makes me feel like this exercise plan is working than the whistles & shouts coming from the jail when I run by."