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Joke of the Day

"If you're looking for someone to mute the National Geographics channel and narrate the animals thoughts, look no further."

"Oh so everyone praises the movie 'Her' but when I loved my Sims everyone was like ""we're worried"" & ""you've been playing 72 hours straight"""

"I'm Hungary I'm Russian to the kitchen to czech the fridge There is turkey But it's covered in Greece There's Norway I can eat that. Edit:spelling"

"PREGNANT LADY DOUCHING JOKE (OC) Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5? She wanted to chanel her inner child"

"What's the fastest way to send a rabbit? Haremail."

"I, for one... is a roman numeral."

"ME: This man's robbing me COP: No he's not M: He was doing it a second ago *puts robber's hand on wallet* come on why aren't you robbing now"

"Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of a boat? Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat."

"Jesus said to love your neighbor, but makes no mention about putting up with their music at 3am."

"Haven't seen a king so upset since MLK had a dream! WARRIORS!"