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Joke of the Day
"My wife told me I needed to slow down on the alcohol... ...or better yet, stop driving altogether."
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"What part of a vegetable is the most difficult to eat? The roots."
"How did Helen Keller break her arms? She tried to read a road sign going 45mph"
"A man with a lute... ..went to the pub for a drink, but the bouncer stopped him and said, ""Sorry mate, you're bard."""
"What do the weather man and every other man have in common? They say it's going to be 10 inches, then end up only being 4 to 6."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Berlin ! Berlin who ? Berlin maiden over !"
"What do you call a cow that can't moo? A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew"
"What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand? He screws, nuts, and bolts"
"My parents didn't love me as a kid My bath toys were a toaster and a hair dryer"
"i may look like im listening to music but really i have my volume on 0 and im listening to everyones conversations because im a true spy kid"