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Joke of the Day
"What part of a vegetable is the most difficult to eat? The roots."
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"I leave the window open at night hoping a drunk criminal will accidentally drop a bag of money inside while trying to break in."
"Why Trump is the most religious president in United States history? He got Every Juan praying!"
"[meeting aboard the ISS space station] Capt: all personnel are-David sit down please Me trying to open a window cos it's stuffy: in a minute"
"Why is Lorde named thusly? She isn't named thusly, she's named Lorde."
"I have feelings for you. Please take them and leave."
"Where do fat people live? (no offense meant) Original joke by me... Where do fat people live? ... ... ... in Obe-city."
"What's worse than the holocaust? 6 millions jews"
"sex while camping? Now that's fucking in tents."
"Can anyone recommend a good movie to kinda listen to while I stare at my phone?"