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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cow that can't moo? A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew"

"God: ""MOSES. THIS IS THE LORD. I HAVE NEWS FOR YOUR PEOPLE."" Moses: ""New burning bush. Who dis?"""

"Van Gogh's girlfriend: my dearest Vincent, lend me your ear Him: cuts ear off Her: I just wanted u to listen to me Him: nah, I'm good"

"""Don't worry, I'll hold your stuff. You just worry about making friends."" - Cargo Pants"

"What do you call a woman with only one leg? Eileen."

"I invented a new word: *Zygorepostalgia* It's the feeling you get when you see the same joke reposted more than once in the same day and realize it wasn't funny the first time either."

"Classic one How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her."

"A newly wedded desperate soldier .. A newly wedded desperate soldier sends a hand-grenade to his mother-in-law, with a note: Dearest Mom, If you pull this ring, I'll be able to get 3 days leave. :P"

"I'm not the male chauvinist one God is, he is the one that made women inferior."

"A woman tries to flirt with a depressed man suffering from ID crisis in a bar. Woman: Hey! Who's the handsome man here? And the dude goes ""Oh God! Not again! Who am I?"""