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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what the secret of encouragement is? Of course you don't."
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"A Mexican Magician... A Mexican magician says he will dissappear on the count of three. Uno... Dos... *poof* He's disappeared... Without a tres."
"Shakespear's hip hop stage name Will.i.ambicpentameter"
"To bad this upcoming storm isn't called Harry Because: https://imgflip.com/i/gumlv"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To have sex with your mom."
"Keep calm and stop making different versions of that ""keep calm"" poster."
"What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand? Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)"
"My son is fashion conscious and likes Disney show tunes. I think we need to have THE TALK. No son of mine is gonna raid my lingerie closet."
"I wanted to gift my brother a drum set... ...but I decided to keep it for myself. **badum tss**"
"Stranger: so what do you do? Me: I'm in seminary S: seminary huh? so you can't get married? M: nah, I can't get married bc of my personality"