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Joke of the Day

"What did the Nazi say to the pregnant Jew? I see you have another Jew in the oven."

"NSFW Your dick's like Mt. Everest... It's hard to get up."

"What comes out my ass and smells like shit? The jokes on this subreddit"

"Did you hear about the new German microwave? It seats 8."

"I was at a posh resturaunt last night but the pianist was awful He just kept playing bottom C over and over. Really lowered the tone."

"Here's a promise - if a scuba shop is within sprinting distance of the ocean and they let me try stuff on I'm not paying for a damn thing."

"Did you hear about the kid who got his legs blown off? He's a whole two feet shorter."

"What screams, wails, and lights up? A bus-load of babies on fire."

"I like to stand in the corner of my psychiatrist's waiting room and blow on anyone who walks by... Most people hate it, but I'm a fan..."

"Why did the air freshener company go out of business? Because they lacked common scents..."