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Joke of the Day

"What do a priest and McDonald's have in common?... [NSFW] Both stick their meat in 10 year old buns."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Ha! Feminists can't change anything."

"Have to take my son to speech therapy.. Easier done than said"

"What do you call a procrastinating woodpecker? A wouldpecker"

"When Bill Gates feels like a million bucks, he's having a crappy day."

"What's worse than getting AIDs? Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too."

"Did you hear about the African man who refused to accept the fact that he couldn't swim? They say he died in denial."

"So a sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a hill Ba-dum-tiss"

"What cut of beef was Lady Gaga's meat dress made from? Skirt steak. Forgive me."

"Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes? Could they not hire taller dancers?"