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Joke of the Day
"Guys, can we please stop making jokes about Donald Trump? Otherwise, we'll all have hell toupee."
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"What's Goku's favorite subject? Super Science."
"Ok, I am now following you. Where are we going? I vote for Arby's. I love the horsey sauce. I shall bring my own horse."
"I'm going to need to see a warrant before you look through any pictures on my phone besides the one I show you."
"Where do burgers go when they die? Burgatory"
"Q: What's the difference between God and fighter pilots? A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot."
"Why didn't the melons get married? They were cantaloupes. ;)"
"Concerning math jokes What does a mathematician do when he gets a constipation? - He works it out with a pencil"
"A woman was accused of attacking her husband with several guitars. When she got in front of the judge he asked, ""first offender?"" She replied, ""No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."""
"A recent worldwide survey showed... A recent worldwide survey showed that out of 7,146,703,436 people, 94% were too lazy to actually read that number."