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Joke of the Day

"The worst part about looking for a job is if you're successful, you end up with a job."

"Why did the man shut his donut shop? Why did the man close his donut shop? ...because he was fed up with the hole business!"

"I like my whiskey how I like my women... Fifteen years old and mixed up with coke."

"I just got sucker punched by a guy with no dick. He came out of nowhere."

"""At your cervix, m'lady"" - me as an OBGYN and also just me"

"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus Because it wasn't born yesterday"

"Why did Kim Jong Un's father go to hospital? He was Kim Jong Il"

"We're having a Jamaican hair day at work tomorrow I'm dreading it already."

"How many white people does it take to change a light bulb? A brunch."

"Why did the lion always lose at poker? He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!"