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Joke of the Day

"What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding? Nothing, he already said it twice."

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"If you're a woman and you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it."
"What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date? Patient."
"What has 10 letters and starts with gas? ""automobile"""
"What does a black man do after sex? 15 to life"
"My favorite thing about myself is that I'm humble."
"Remember to look both ways before crossing a woman."
"What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of co-ordination? HAND EYEEEEE.........."
"How do you see if the Ken doll is ticklish? Give him test tickles."
"What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening? Have a nice bite!"