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Joke of the Day

"What has 10 letters and starts with gas? ""automobile"""

"What do you call a stylish molecule? A molecool."

"Mum!! Please can you take me to the toilet? No! I'm busy. Ask your grandmother. Actually I'd rather ask Grandad. His hand shakes more."

"LPT: Always bring a deck of cards with you when you go hiking Joke: If you get lost, play some Solitaire. Soon enough someone will be around to tell you how to play your own damn cards!"

"What religion does a drinking feline believe? Cat-holic"

"I like my coffee like I like my women From a third world country and covered in cream"

"""It's not you, it's me"" - DiGiorno, to delivery"

"I lost my virginity to my teacher yesterday. Unfortunately, I'm home-schooled."

"English teacher asks me, ""What's an example of pleonasm? ""Troublesome Woman"""

"Ladies, don't waste your time picking up guys at Chuck E Cheese. Apparently they have a ""family"" & a ""wife"" & I'm ""ruining their dinner."""