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Joke of the Day
"Remember to look both ways before crossing a woman."
Next Joke
"Go ahead, judge me. Wait, let me get my bat first. Alright, I'm ready now."
"What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle ? 2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)"
"I know this Ethiopian family who are so poor they had to eat clay to survive. Afterwards they were all shitting bricks."
"If two people on opposite sides of the world drop a piece of bread on the ground at the same time the Earth briefly becomes a sandwich"
"Whats a retarded person's favorite season? Autismn"
"What's the difference between my 83-year old grandfather and /r/Jokes? My grandfather doesn't have Alzheimers"
"Are you British Explorer James Cook? Cuz I wanna turn yo land down under into a penal colony."
"Why don't Jedi make good comedians? Because their jokes always sound forced."
"[Ouija board] Spirits are you there? U R C U T E D O Y O U H A V E K I K *flips board*"