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Joke of the Day
"What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days? They're both Decomposing"
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"Remember... You can pick your nose, you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friends nose."
"CASHIER: [over PA] produce manager to the front pleas- *scuffle noises* ME: IF YOU SELL LETTUCE HEADS WHERE get off me WHERE ARE THE BODIES?"
"Did you hear about the peanut in the hospital? He was assaulted."
"*walks into room to find toddler stuck upside down yelling for help* ""Hold it right there baby, Mommy's just taking a quick picture"""
"I'm not Catholic, but I've given up picking my belly button for lint."
"whats the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? Your mum cant take a joke"
"""No woman, no cry."" - Tarzan breaking up with girlfriend."
"What do you call a male camel toe? A moose knuckle"
"What's the most dangerous place in an Excel file? C4"