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Joke of the Day
"What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days? They're both Decomposing"
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"looking back, I wish I'd bought my baked beans online... Heinz site's a wonderful thing"
"Do you know the best way to cook lamb? Well done ewe."
"How do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos."
"if people really didn't want to hear smartass responses they wouldn't keep asking questions like ""do you know why i pulled you over?"""
"What do you call a Nazi turkey? Joseph Gobbles."
"My salad for lunch is missing one key ingredient which would make it perfect. Donuts."
"Why didn't the scarecrow win his award? Because he was outstanding in his field"
"BoB had 35 Kakes. He ate 30 of them. What does BoB have Now? He have diabetes"
"If a picture is worth a thousand words then why does everyone only buy Playboy magazine for the articles?"