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Joke of the Day
"I cant find my large stir fry pan It's like it just gets up and Woks away"
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"Girl are you the square root of -1? Because you're complex as fuck."
"Where do one-legged waitresses work? IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning."
"Saw a man at the beach yelling ""HELP! SHARK! HELP!!!"" I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going to help him."
"My mother is in the hospital... She's a nurse."
"Alcohol Influences If alcohol influences short-term memory, what does alcohol do?"
"As a muslim, I'm sick of the 9/11 jokes because my parentd died too. They just weren't in the buildings."
"My buddy said that he was planning on making homemade bread. I told him to let me know if he kneeds anything."
"Something weird just happened. My captain just told me Bravo Zulu for a job well done, and then abruptly fired me. How am I supposed to get an explosive tug with my dick in my pants?"
"If I ever met an exact duplicate of myself I wouldn't hang out with him. I'm too cool for that fucking nerd"