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Joke of the Day

"walk up in the club like what up omg this is a funeral i am so sorry I twerked on the casket sorry for your loss."

"What concert costs 45 cents? 50 cent featuring nickelback"

"Why did the horny girl go to Subway? For a $5 footlong."

"His palms are sweaty... His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. There's vomit on his sweater already. WebMD: *TYPHOID FEVER*"

"There was once this starving homeless man near Pyongyang... This joke has been removed. Food and shelter is plentiful in North Korea. To desire more is greed."

"Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side ( )"

"What do you call a flexible Rastafarian who lies a lot? Cinnamon twist"

"""I'm going to be a little bit late"" -people that are going to be very late"

"What did your last slave die of? A perforated colon."

"I've found that I can usually judge how hot a woman is by how many times my girlfriend calls her a whore."