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Joke of the Day
"How long does a dog's bark last? **Ruff**ly a second."
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"They're playing Earth, Wind and Fire. I was not prepared to party this hard at Home Depot."
"tinder, huh? back in my day if you wanted a girl to notice you, you had to dress like a gargoyle and cling to the roof of her parents' home"
"Thankful that Five-Fingered Shoes company doesn't make pants."
"How do you like your juice? I like mine gassy and concentrated."
"Grammar it is said by people that know grammar The shortest sentence in the English language is: I am, and the longest sentence is: I do."
"Q: Where do bees go on their day off? A: To the wax museum."
"Q: Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night? A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car."
"I told my friends that I'm going on a date with a gorgeous girl, and they teased me that she's imaginary. Joke's on them, they are too."
"What would Donald Trump do to nuclear weapons? He fires them!"