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Joke of the Day
"I remember 2016... Just like it was yesterday."
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"Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? It said ""concentrate"" on it!"
"I am in my truest form when the food comes at a restaurant and I side-eye plates, suspicious that everyone got more fries than I did."
"Why did the kids get in trouble for eating the sausages? They were brats"
"Now that pinterest, instagram and netflix are down, I think I'm just going to spend the weekend learning the names of my children."
"It's weird how scantrons make you go #2 all over them."
"Sticking a $5 bill into a vending machine turns it into my grandmother, dispensing stale snacks and rare dollar coins."
"Johnny Depps wife filed for divorce, thanks a lot Australia! This is why nice people don't visit you!"
"What's the difference between porn and music? Volume..."
"A man at a cemetery for Titanic victims claims to have taken a photo of a ghost. The ghost reportedly said ""there was room for two people."""