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Joke of the Day

"Why did Fred Durst sleep with Princess Leia? He did it all for the Wookie, yeah!"

"One time, at banned camp, I felt really excluded."

"What do you call the history of a car? An autobiography."

"An increasing number of farmers are losing their crops due to drought It's a growing problem."

"Have you heard about the midget psychic who broke out of jail? He's a small medium at large!"

"Why are black people so good at basketball? Because it involves shooting, stealing and running."

"What did the little boy with no hands get for Christmas? Cancer."

"Old Finnish Saying Do you know what's wrong with a Russian ass buzzer? It doesn't fit in your ass and it doesn't buzz."

"Some members of Alphaville wanted to undergo Freud based therapy. They talked it out and decided it would be better to stay forever Jung."

"Life is like a box of chocolates: Eventually it will kill your dog."