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Joke of the Day
"What did the little boy with no hands get for Christmas? Cancer."
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"What do you say to Aziz Ansari when you forget his birthday? Aziz, I'm sorry."
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He ate the pie before it was cool."
"Just watched The Hobbit: The Battle to Stay Awake for What Felt Like Five Hours."
"My parents took away my mood ring . . . . . . I don't know how I feel about it."
"Obese people are roll models."
"What's the difference between going into a sewer system and the government buildings? They're both full of shit, but the government's got more assholes."
"What do you call smart boobs? Scientits"
"First came up with this joke when I was 5 and it's still the funniest thing I've ever said. Q. What do you call a line of Barbies? A. A Barbecue!"
"Where do they send female terrorists? Guantanamo Bae."