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Joke of the Day

"Some members of Alphaville wanted to undergo Freud based therapy. They talked it out and decided it would be better to stay forever Jung."

"Two Jehovah Witnesses walk into a bar. LOL JK. They knocked."

"I know what it's like to be pulled back from death and appreciate life more since I dropped my cell phone in the toilet and it still works"

"Your cell should have a 'drunk mode' like 'airplane mode' so that no text messages or tweets leave your phone but you can still call a taxi."

"Bruce Jenner's Gender. . . Is turning into a real Brucehaha"

"Everyone at the office is going crazy because I faxed someone a hot dog"

"Woke up late, so I put Red Bull in the coffee machine instead of water. Got halfway to work before I realized I forgot my fucking car!"

"My favourite gymnastics move is the double cheeseburger."

"If the inventor of the iPhone battery ever ends up on life support in a hospital, I hope the back up power source is an iPhone battery."

"You'd be surprised how much of parenting is reminding your children not to eat soup with their hands."