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Joke of the Day

"Old Finnish Saying Do you know what's wrong with a Russian ass buzzer? It doesn't fit in your ass and it doesn't buzz."

"A Jewish Boy Asks His Dad For $20 Surprised the dad says, ""$10 dollars?! What the hell do you need $5 dollars for?!"""

"I think there are no black guys in NASCAR because the seats won't recline and there's no room for a gangsta lean."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! Sorry if repost"

"Opinions are like assholes... I'd rather not hear yours."

"Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk? Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans."

"My girlfriend used to kiss me on the lips but It's all over now."

"A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. ""Which side is it best to lie on?"" she asked. ""The side that pays your fee"" replied the doctor."

"If I had a dollar for every time someone over 40 told me my generation sucks. Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined."

"If zombies attack I'm heading south, most of those people don't have teeth."