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Joke of the Day

"How bad is my career? I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought ""Wow this guy has it made"""

"How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience? They all left."

"I searched in Google ""How do I know if my wife is a witch"". You could've just asked me! - she yelled from the kitchen."

"""I feel so average"" Tom said meanly"

"I just drove in from a Transformers convention... ... and boy, are my arms tires!"

"Me and my friends.. My friend: Your dick is probably like a tic tac. Me: No wonder your moms mouth is so fresh. Class: OOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!! #GetRekt scrub m8"

"How do you fit 1000 jews in a Volkswagen? 2 in the front, the rest in the ashtray"

"[David Attenborough narrating my life] Once again the young offspring attempts to leave the nest. Once again he has flown into a wall"

"Reddit comments are just filled with so many bad puns... that it should be renamed Geddit."

"A man put a sail on his bike... He was gone with the Schwinn."