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Joke of the Day
"What city will Leo Dicaprio never visit ? Osaka."
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"How do you ""titty fuck"" a seven-year old? Break her shoulders"
"What do rednecks call the BATF? The Bureau of All Things Fine."
"So, two muffins are sitting in an oven.... So two muffins are sitting in an oven and one says to the other, ""Man, its hot in here."" The other muffin replied, ""OH MY GOSH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"""
"Deck the halls. Kick the windows. Strike the doors. Pummel the chandeliers. Clog the toilets. You will defeat this house."
"What do you call a flying bagel? A plane bagel."
"How much wood... ...could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was Chuck Norris? *All of it.*"
"What does Batman put in his beverages? Just ice."
"A pirate walks into a bar With a ships wheel on his belt. The bartender asks, ""What's the wheel for?"" The pirate replies, ""Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"""
"I don't feel strongly enough about anything to take the time to join a protest. Unless, maybe, there was some big threat against pizza."