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Joke of the Day
"""Wouldn't it suck to be homeless? Come try it."" -- campgrounds"
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"I just want a man who'll drag me to the bedroom, throw me on the bed & do dirty dishes while I take a nap. Is that too much to ask for?"
"How many corporate drones does it take to screw in a lightbulb? That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder."
"What do you call a medical student that graduated at the bottom of his class with a 2.0 GPA? A doctor"
"I've decided to name my penis Napoleon... ...because there's a big misconception that it's short, but it's actually average sized"
"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target."
"What costs you more the less you spend on it? A divorce lawyer."
"A hamburger walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says,""Sorry, we don't serve food here."""
"I'm considering becoming a mind reader. What are your thoughts?"
"Live today like it's your last. But pay your bills and use a condom just in case it isn't."