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Joke of the Day

"BREAKING NEWS: Scientists have discovered what may be the worlds largest bed sheet. More on that as it unfolds."

"Did you here that Donald Trump wants to ban canned parmesan cheese? He wants to make America grate again."

"I wonder if blackbirds ever watch reruns of 'That's So Raven' and go all, ""gurl please."""

"What is a pirate's favourite letter? Aye."

"I saved a ton of money on car insurance by switching to reverse and leaving the scene."

"What do you call mexicans who are stoned? Baked beans."

"How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb? nobody ever changed that light bulb because we are to fat and lazy to do it"

"Why are there no gay men in the army reserves? All of the fruits are diploid"

"Perk of being an abortion doctor One perk of being an abortion doctor is that you don't have to worry about dog's food"

"My Christian friend told me he doesn't believe in gay marriage. He said there should be no such thing as a happy marriage."