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"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? (Say it out) An elephino!"
"Why are men afraid of the world? They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in."
"Q: If two people had a race and one had sand in his shoe but the other did not, who would win? A: The one with sand in his shoe -- if it was quicksand."
"Can I go out and do drugs tonight dad? EXCUSE ME?! *sighs* MAY I go out and do drugs tonight dad *snaps newspaper* that's better"
"Why do women have boobs? So you got something to look at while you're talking to them. - Thanks Peter Griffin"
"Knock Knock Who's there ... Fuck You"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To go look for his flatmate."
"A man came up to me and said, ""Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry."" I said, ""That is very annoying."" He said, ""Well I can only apologise."""
"I refuse to go bungee jumping.... ... I came into this world because of a broken rubber, I'm not leaving because of one."