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Joke of the Day

"We'd been married for 5yrs before we heard the patter of tiny feet. In time even the kids learned to live with the massive rat infestation"

"How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit? Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments."

"What's the chilliest ground in the premiership? Cold Trafford!"

"Since when did 'scrotum brown' become a cool colour to buy a jeep in?"

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A nigga, you occupationalist!"

"I once shot an unarmed man Well I was the one to shoot of both his arms but still..."

"I want to study... the area below your curves... It is integral."

"What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows!"

"Yesterday, I beat a guy rather seriously. At the end, I even gave him stomach hits on his foot."

"The mayor of Baltimore"