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Joke of the Day

"After the election, everyone wonders why people voted for Trump. The French know the answer 'Ils se sont trumpe' (I was wrong = je me suis trompe)"

"I like Ohio's abbreviation because any address sounds like you just realized where you are and you're not super pleased about it."

"Two red blood cells met and fell in love. But alas, it was in vein."

"I just asked my dad what his favourite part about being a teacher is... He responded with June, July, and August"

"Don't get it. Heard the phrase ""keep your friends clothes & keep your enemies clothes, sir"". Now I have a bunch of naked people angry at me."

"What kind of oranges do you take on a boat? Naval oranges. I'm^so^sorry."

"dating tip: do NOT kiss their dad on the first date to establish dominance. wait until at least the second date. he will respect you more"

"What happens when the Pope dies? ....another one popes up."

"why did the scarecrow win a medal? because he was outstanding in his field"

"Relationship status: outside my wife's window, holding John Cusack over my head."