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Joke of the Day
"What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas game? Mean-opoly."
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"If there's one thing I've learnt in life it's to stay clothed during sensitive conversations."
"I wanted to propose to her. I wanted to propose her.I gave her a ring.What the heck,she won't pick up the phone."
" I'm like a bird, I'll only swim away, I don't know what a bird is "
"If you catch Chuck Norris sleeping he will grant you one wish.... if your wish is dying."
"How do you pick up a girl from Auschwitz..... With a broom and a dustpan."
"I love my toilet. We've been through a lot of crap together."
"I want to be a host at a restaurant so if someone asks for a booth I can yell, ""YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE BOOTH!"""
"What do you call a child afraid of Santa? Claustrophobic"
"Which athletes will not get Zika at Rio 2016? Those on Team Great Britain, because they'll leave."