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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst part about cumming in 2 mintues? Spooning."
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"What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship? Imsosaurus!"
"Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket? He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps"
"Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?"
"Long story short, hitler beat me up and has my time machine."
"A woman steps into a time machine She goes back 10 minutes so she can add less sugar."
"What do you call Detroit's trash? Detroitus"
"I hate when my kids say ""But mom; it was an accident!"" So were you pumpkin, but I still have to take responsibility for you."
"[Corporate Olive Garden meeting, 1985] Jesus: Let's do unlimited breadsticks. CEO: How can we supply that many? Jesus: *winks at camera*"
"To support all you Movember guys, I'm not shaving my legs this month. To be honest, I probably won't shave in Mecember or Manuary either."