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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst part about cumming in 2 mintues? Spooning."
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"Jose was embarassed of his weight. No weigh Jose"
"Why did the printer have wet ink? Because it couldn't control P"
"I used to work for a bank but then I lost interest."
"HOW TO START A CONVERSATION ON THE BUS: Look longingly out the window and remark, ""Such a shame this is all just gonna burn."""
"What is the name of Tyler perry's son? Tyler Perry's son."
"Everytime i go see my drug dealer He just cracks me up"
"Why was the gymnast disqualified? He walked into a bar."
"What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire? ""Holy smoke!"""
"On their 30th anniversary Patty turns to Mary, tears in his eyes, and says Mary, you've added so much texture to my life... it's been rough."