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Joke of the Day
"What does a black lawyer deliver in court? Nigga' pleas"
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"Oh. Awesome. A gift card. It's like money, but I can only spend it where you thought I'd like to."
"Police are looking for a man who refuses to update his PDF reader. He is described as 32, single and has no fixed adobe."
"What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath? The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure."
"How do you confuse a man? You don't - they're born that way."
"So a guy enters a theme park alone"
"Go into the confessional today and see how long it takes the priest to realize you're describing Batman's life."
"A tree on facebook The tree got upset because of a meme someone made of him and instead of deactivating his account,.....he logged out!"
"What do you call 2000 mockingbirds? 2 kilo mockingbirds"
"When you say you don't feel good ""Are you pregnant?"" -people without kids ""Do you have to poop?"" -people with kids"