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Joke of the Day
"How do you confuse a man? You don't - they're born that way."
Next Joke
"It's sad that we live in a world where we'll add a word to the dictionary if stupid people use it enough."
"Why is modern porn so awful?! What is that clitoris drum-like slapping?! What do we teach our kids?!"
"Why Derrick Rose's Rape Allegations Won't Stick. ""Just like his knees, it won't hold up in court"""
"Did you hear the one about the three holes in the ground? Well well well....."
"What did one hash brownie say to the other? We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other."
"""I don't have to run faster than the bear. I just have to run faster than you,"" I say to my hiking companion. It is Usain Bolt. A bear waves"
"Also, to all the people with egg avatars... have you thought about where you'll hide on Easter yet?"
"When I die I want to be cremated and my ashes spread all over my bedroom...so my wife can clean up after me one more time."
"With great power comes Greater difficulty in factorizing the polynomial."