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Joke of the Day
"My jokes are like space trash... They never land."
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"Use chemicals to remove polish and no one cares.. But use chemicals to remove Polish and you're literally Hitler."
"When does a bed grow longer? At night because two feet are added to it."
"A skeleton goes into a bar... orders a beer, and a mop."
"Everyone is talking about how good this Mayweather is. I couldn't agree more; it's 75 and not a cloud in the sky."
"I know we're not supposed to say this, but our second black president looks just like our first black president to me."
"Her: I love you. Me: I love YouTube."
"Give a man a gun he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the whole world"
"""I am cleaning up my friends list"" should be changed to ""I'm notifying you that you should give me attention and argue your friendship level to me."""
"People who come up with these recommended serving sizes might just be the most deluded human beings on the planet."