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Joke of the Day

"I know we're not supposed to say this, but our second black president looks just like our first black president to me."

"Optimus Prime: AUTOBOTS, ROLL OUT. Me: *walks downstairs* where the hell is my toaster and microwave?"

"How does every Romanian recipe start? 1. Steal a chicken. From an old family friend."

"The best kind of love is experienced when the person who touches your ass also touches your heart."

"People who say ""no regrets"" just have too many regrets to keep track of."

"I recently saw a Broadway production about the origin of language It was just a play on words"

"A solid athiest joke. So, a black man and God walk into a bar. The black man gets served first because God doesn't exist."

"What will be the campaign motto of Trump's opponent in 2020? Make America Great Again"

"How do you get a fat lady in a car? Piece of cake."

"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs. They always take things literally."