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Joke of the Day

"I know we're not supposed to say this, but our second black president looks just like our first black president to me."

"Who's a bitch? PinkShine"

"How do you seduce a fat woman? Piece of cake."

"How many defensive coordinators does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb."

"What do you call a girl that you meet on Reddit? You don't."

"My life will forever be divided into two segments: before I ever used a bidet, and the Age of Enlightenment."

"If Sanders win the nomination, won't that make him mainstream? There goes the hipster vote."

"Tad looked up from the book on ancient history he was reading and asked his father ""Pop what's a millennium?"" ""Well"" he muttered ""I think it's something like a centennial only it has more legs!"""

"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She was not wearing a seatbelt..."

"What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses? Hippocampus!"