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Joke of the Day
"Y2K? Because 1 K isn't enough."
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"What's red and smells like yellow paint? Red paint"
"My son found a SEVEN leaf clover on the neighbor's back porch! I don't have the heart to tell him that it's really a marijuana leaf."
"I became a banker. Then I lost interest."
"What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot"
"Beauty is only skin deep ... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!"
"Driving a rental car means never knowing the safest place to wipe a booger without haphazardly finding someone else's."
"If We Elect Donald Trump President."
"Cinco de Mayo is when all the single white women in your office go out for margaritas after work and loudly call each other ""hooker."""
"When your 3yo spits a chewed up wad of cheese into your hand and you're like ""where did you find this, I didn't give you any cheese today?"""