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Joke of the Day
"I saved a ton of money on car insurance by switching to reverse and leaving the scene."
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"The last 60+ Miss Universe pageant winners have been from earth I don't know man, seems fixed."
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"""Good to sea you"" is a hilarious thing to say when shoving someone off a cruise ship."
"How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb.. ? Just Juan!"
"How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market? Buy high sell higher."
"How can you tell if the code is broken? (SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it"
"What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college? Bison"
"Why did the tomato blush? He saw the salad dressing."
"I'm not saying my wife's voice is annoying, but right now I'm really jealous of deaf people."