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Joke of the Day

"a disability, a curse word and a radical interpretation of scripture walk into a bar nothing happened welcome to /r/cleanjokes"

"What is the difference between a Ferrari and a boner? I don't have a Ferrari."

"When you're down by the sea and an eel bites your knee That's a moray."

"How do you tell if someone is being a karma whore? EDIT: Wow I didn't expect this to become so popular!"

"Something with high frequency hit me It really hertz"

"Welcome to the school of hard knocks... You'd better hope your front door can take it!"

"What do you call a black man flying a plane A pilot"

"Have you heard of the corduroy pillow? Well, its making headlines."

"My girlfriend left me for a Hindu guy. Anyway, he'll treat her better they worship cows."

"My new breast reduction clinic is called ... Tits for tats."