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Joke of the Day
"I'll never forget the first time I had sex That's because I kept the receipt!"
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"I'm not a big fan of chick flicks, but my girlfriend pressured me to pick a favourite. I went with Pounds per Square Inch Love You."
"What came first the chicken or the egg? The Rooster"
"""I feel so average"" Tom said meanly"
"What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera? A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots."
"Why did the hypothalamus want to join a band? Because it had great circadian rhythms."
"What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common? In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out."
"What did the letter O say to the letter Q? ""For God's sake man, put some pants on!"""
"What's the most sensitive part of a man's body when he's masturbating? His ears."
"What do Dicks and School have in common There both long and hard unless you are Asian"