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Joke of the Day

"""To hell with it, thats good enough."" - every person after theyve ever tried to iron a shirt. Ever."

"Joe Jackson is the first father in history to successfully beat the black out of his son. http://i.imgur.com/AbZiowN.jpg"

"Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards? The stamps kept falling off the rocks!"

"Why should you never take a shower with a pokemon? Because it may Pikachu."

"Just Bcoz My Status Is ""Single"" It Doesnt Means I'm ""Available"". It's Just That My Mother Is In My Friends List On Facebook."""

"Damn Girl Do You Work At Subway? Cause you're making me a foot long."

"Which burgers are dishonest? Cat-burgers! (burglars)"

"Thor gets drunk, blacks out and wakes up next to a man. Confused, he looks at the man and says, ""I AM THOR."" And they guy says, ""You think you're thore, my ath is killing me."""

"If you want to relate to how old people probably feel just imagine that a bowl of soup cost $40 and everybody else acted like that was fine."

"What's the best insult you can tell someone?"