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Joke of the Day
"How do Jewish mothers prevent wrinkles? Oil of Oy Vey."
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"How is crossing an intersection like going to jail? If you're a white man, you're free to walk."
"Hey you know how people say they hate math because it doesn't make sense? I think that is unfair because math loves them. The problem is that math shows its love by playing hard to get."
"Sneaking into your house and eating just enough of the marshmallows out of your Lucky Charms to make you sad, but not suspicious."
"I bet my road rage would be taken more seriously if I spoke German."
"patrick henry: GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH bad people: ok, death patrick henry: [turns around and whispers] guys this was not smart"
"a white man and a black man enter a jewelry store black man gets shot"
"Our parenting style can best be described as: Bad cop, Bozo cop"
"Walking past a new employee's desk & yelling, ""Do you think it's a good idea to be surfing porn on your first day?"" will never get old."
"My wife told me I needed to stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe."